Rebel McKenzie by Candice Ransom

Author:Candice Ransom
Language: eng
Format: epub
Tags: Fiction - Young Adult
Publisher: Disney Publishing Worldwide

From the Field Notebook of Rebel McKenzie

Once upon a time there was a poor paleontologist girl. She didn’t have any money to go on digs so she went to work for her evil older sister in the hottest trailer park kingdom in Virginia.

Every day Paleontella would fix special meals for picky Prince Rudy. She made beds and swept floors and washed dirty underpants and scrubbed pots and pans and fed the pet Andrewsarchus. She rearranged the gravel in the driveway and polished the whole trailer with toilet paper. And every day her evil older sister went out into the world to learn how to be beautiful. (Only it wasn’t working.)

One day Paleontella was so tired she sat down and cried. All of a sudden her Fairy Mastodon appeared!

“I will grant you one wish,” her Fairy Mastodon said.

“Oh! I’d love to go on a dig!” said Paleontella. “But my evil older sister gives me too much work.”

“Well, she’s not around, is she?” The Fairy Mastodon waved her magic tusk and said, “Go! But be back before sundown.”

“What will happen if I don’t?” Paleontella asked fearfully.

“Your evil older sister will come home from learning how to be beautiful and beat the crap out of you.”

“I’ll be back! Thank you, Fairy Mastodon! You’ve made me the happiest poor paleontologist girl in the whole trailer park kingdom!”

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